Thursday, January 28, 2010

Retain Water In Gut To Bladder The Top 16 Things You Should Never Say In The Presense Of A Pregnant Woman.?

The top 16 things you should never say in the presense of a pregnant woman.? - retain water in gut to bladder

16), does not mean anything, but I do not believe that the child weighs forty pounds.
15) You know, look, can not imagine that Pamela Lee a baby!
14) I hope your thighs are not soft to stay forever!
13) Well, they move work? The 25 is the Super Bowl.
Damn 12), if not more than five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons type.
11) Fred on the Board passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.
10) Go! For a moment I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!
9) I'm jealous! Why can not the people the joy of the birth?
8) Your ankles that look like this?
7) * Get your own ice cream, Buddha!
6) Wow, you seem very swollen today.
5) Got milk?
4) Perhaps we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.
3) Man! This rose tattoo on her hip is the size of Madagascar!
Storage of water 2)? Yes, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
1) You do not have the courage to take the Trigger Lard @ $ $!

5 comments:

Redders said...

Are you pregnant?

noooo me that 45 pounds for the FUN!

Jessica said...

uuummm, that's not funny! sorry!

37daysto... said...

Nice beer belly

ethslan said...

Love all but # 13 is the murderer

Tandra said...

Some are funny!

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